I always dreamed I would be in a real food fight in school. For a girl who never got a detention, expulsion for hurling a piece of coffee cake sounds outrageously stupid, and pretty irresisbtable:

King said a flying tomato slice stuck to his face. He spotted a friend across the cafeteria and hurled a Tater Tot. It was a perfect strike. He was nabbed by a teacher when he raised his arms triumphantly.

Prom is delayed! Tons of students are suspended! A whole relish tray is dumped on a student’s head! Get the whole scoop on Jackson High School’s food fight here.