I have a secret. There’s this song by the Pussycat Dolls that comes on every time I’m at the gym, and beyond reason and good sense I think I’ve started to like it like it. The singer goes, “I can’t take it any longer. Wish that I was stronger. All we do is linger. Wrapped around my finger.” Something pink champagney like that.

It is so wretch, so below the belt, but I can’t get the song away from me. Quick, someone think of another song and send it to me to help me clear my head!