Bad: How Ricki Lake can be the earthy, intervention-free birth advocate we see in The Business of Being Born one minute, and the US Weekly bikini body, host of VHI’s Charm School the next.

Worse: How I justify watching Charm School like once a week on average, because it’s 3 p.m., and I’m at the gym, and the tv’s giving me three options–sports, Wolf Blitzer, or Go Ricki.